3/26/12

Work It Out


Mandi and I have decided to lose the honeymoon weight. We joined a crossfit gym. And now we hobble everywhere we go. General fitness is never a bad thing. So when I'm getting my butt kicked the only way to keep going is to find motivation. I do that by feeling like a bad a**. So I made a mixtape and I'm going to share it with you. I should put some sort of disclaimer on here about how offensive some of these songs are going to be. Eminem likely offends 85 percent of the population daily. He is tied for the most featured artist on this mix with Kanye West and Jay-Z, two other notoriously offensive rappers. But then I realized you can turn your disgust into anger and anger into sweat. Sweet, fat burning disgust. I thought I would also mention this grandma. She can dead-lift a ton of weight. I have to beat her. If you want some motivation this music might be helpful. I can send the granny to beat you up too, that might motivate you. So if you like to go the gym and struggle with motivation, I think you will like this collection. If not don't even listen to it, and save yourself from the offense.